Supernatural (TV Series)

Man's Best Friend with Benefits (2013)

Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester

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• Sam Winchester : [Talking about what he thinks is a stray dog that wandered into their motel room]  Okay. Before you get pissed off, look, I-I just want you to know this isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, okay? Didn't track in any mud. Just wanted her belly scratched. I-I figured maybe she could stay tonight, and we'd try and find her a home tomorrow.

  [Opens door, the "dog" has turned into a beautiful woman] 

  Dean Winchester : ...She can stay the night.

• Portia : James is a cop with a spotless record. He's used his skills for nothing but good. So why don't you lose the ignorant bigotry for maybe two seconds and give him a shot?

  Dean Winchester : That was incredibly hot.

  [Portia scoffs, looks at Sam] 

  Sam Winchester : [Reluctantly]  It was pretty hot.

• Sam Winchester : We do owe him.

  Dean Winchester : The guy saved our lives *once*, Sammy. It's not like the guy...

  Sam Winchester : Saved our lives?

• Dean Winchester : Wow, of all the lame-ass things you've ever said; that's gotta be the lame-assiest.

  Sam Winchester : I'm sorry, but I happen to think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

  Dean Winchester : Curly was a freaking genius.

  Sam Winchester : I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

  Dean Winchester : It's supposed to be obvious, man. They're Stooges.

• Sam Winchester : You know, I've been going over this and over this. Asking myself, "Why doesn't he trust me?" And it occurred to me finally. It's not that you don't trust me. It's that you can only trust you.

• Sam Winchester : [to Dean]  By the way, I gotta hand it to you. It's been fifteen hours since Portia mentioned her night with James and not one bestiality joke out of you.