Supernatural (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Hitler (2013)

Adam Rose: Aaron Bass

Quotes 

• Aaron Bass : The Rabbi who was murdered, Isaac Bass, he was my grandfather. That's why we're here. When you guys started to follow up on his case, we started following you.

  Dean Winchester : So, wait. What you're saying that you and me - We, uh, we didn't have a moment?

  Aaron Bass : No, man, I was tailing you.

  Dean Winchester : [to Sam]  Told you I was being followed. He was my gay thing.

• The Golem : [about Aaron]  He observes none of the mitzvahs. He labors on the Sabbath. He feasts on swine...

  Aaron Bass : Everybody loves bacon!

• Dean Winchester : [shows his badge to a man who's been following him]  Special Agent Bolan.

  [slaps the badge on the table in front of Aaron] 

  Aaron Bass : [flirting]  Really? Wow. I thought you were like a head hunter or something.

  Dean Winchester : [nods]  This is the second, maybe third time I'm seeing you today? Why you following me, ginger bread?

  [gives hard, intimidating look to Aaron] 

  Aaron Bass : Oh, so, we, um... We didn't have a thing back there, huh?

  Dean Winchester : [the look of intimidation drops, replaced with confusion]  Back where? Wh- what now?

  Aaron Bass : I'm sorry, man, I- I thought- I thought we had a thing back at the quad. You know, a little eye magic... moment.

  [Dean slowly pulls his ID back, closes it...] 

  Aaron Bass : I saw you here, and I figured I'd wait until you were done with your meeting, and maybe you might, uh... well.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Uh, okay. But, no. Uh, no moment.

  [a little nervous, embarrassed, as he realizes he's being flirted with] 

  Dean Winchester : This is uh,

  [looking down at his ID] 

  Dean Winchester : federal investigation.

  Aaron Bass : [still flirting]  Is that supposed to make you less interesting?

  [Dean looks back up at him, a little confused] 

  Aaron Bass : No, I- I'm sorry, man. I- I hope I didn't freak you out or anything.

  Dean Winchester : Nah. Nah. No, not, not, not, not freaked out. It's just a... you know, a... federal... thing.

  [flustered and trying to cover it] 

  Dean Winchester : Uh. Okay. Citizen. As you were.

  [turns to leave] 

  Aaron Bass : You have a good night.

  Dean Winchester : You, you...

  [turns back to Aaron, but still moving away] 

  Dean Winchester : Have a-

  [bumps into a table] 

  Dean Winchester : Okay.

  [quickly walks away] 

• Dean Winchester : [Walks up behind a man crouched behind some trees watching Sam]  Hey, pal.

  [the man slowly rises to at least a foot taller than Dean. Dean takes in the man's height and size, and his intimidating stance changes to one of conciliation. Dean gives him a shrug and small smile. Cut to a shot of Dean being thrown out of the trees to land several feet away against a car, smashing the window and crumbling to the ground] 

  Dean Winchester : Ahhhhhhh!

  Sam Winchester : Dean?

  [Sam sees Dean, and then the big man coming out of the trees. Sam quickly opens the trunk of their car and pulls out a large blade. He turns just as the big man reaches him and swings the blade into the man's arm with no effect. Sam yanks the blade out and the big man grabs Sam by the throat and starts to choke him] 

  Aaron Bass : Stop.

  [the big man lets Sam go] 

  Dean Winchester : [off camera]  Oh, my spleen... Ahh...

  Sam Winchester : [looking up at the big man]  What. The Hell. Is that?

  Aaron Bass : He's a golem. Well, he's my golem.

  Sam Winchester : Right.

• Aaron Bass : What, do you two just break in wherever you go?

  Dean Winchester : Well, our dad wanted us to have a solid career to fall back on, just in case this hunter thing didn't pan out.

• Aaron Bass : [to Sam and Dean]  When I went to high school, I sort of drifted...... started getting off the academic track, and, uh, I kind of, um... I kind of smoked it.

  The Golem : The boy smoked the pages.

  Aaron Bass : They were these thin, vellumy pages. I mean, it was perfect for rolling.

• The Golem : The Thule murdered your grandfather, boy. Find them so I can do my work.

  [Smashes table] 

  Aaron Bass : Hey! Hey! We're renting here. *Renting*.

• Aaron Bass : [Watching Sam ans Dean burn a body]  Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!

• Aaron Bass : So your grandfather was into all this supernatural stuff too?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Grandparents, mom, dad... truckload of cousins; the whole family was lousy for it. But we never had a golem.

• Aaron Bass : A few days after he died, this big box shows up at my apartment. He always said I'd know what to do. Which was crap because when I opened that box... this big, naked potato-faced lunatic wakes up and goes crazy.

  The Golem : I didn't go crazy.

  Aaron Bass : You trashed my entertainment center!