[first lines]
Mike J.: You're lucky it's Christmas, because if it wasn't, I would've murdered you all!
[Mike dances to "Mistletoe and Wine" until Fred runs in to spoil the mood]
Fred: Hey, it's Fred!
[Mike looks blankly while "Mistletoe and Wine" continues at a distorted tempo, before Mike continues with the review]
Mike J.: Fred 2, how could things be any worse? Let's see... regrettably.
Fred: My life is a horror movie! It's so scary!
Mike J.: A horror movie?
Fred: Do you want to hear about it or not?
Mike J.: No.