The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Egg Salad Equivalency (2013)

Margo Harshman: Alex Jensen

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• Alex Jensen : What did I do?

  Sheldon Cooper : You don't know? Oh, you poor dear. Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy-juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up. You made an inappropriate sexual advance towards Dr. Hofstadter.

  Alex Jensen : What! I didn't make a sexual advance on anybody.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yo, now there's no need to get defensive. Look, I'm not unsympathetic to your plight. You- my father used to say that a woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a warm Texas day.

  Alex Jensen : What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Full of eggs and only appealing for a short time.

  Alex Jensen : This conversation is making me uncomfortable.

  Sheldon Cooper : You and me both, sister.

• Sheldon Cooper : The next time you fall prey to your reproductive urges, please feel free to leaf through this book of sexually transmitted diseases. For example, check out this oozy doozy.

  Alex Jensen : I'm afraid I have to go.

  Sheldon Cooper : So does this guy, but he can't without it burning like hot soup.

• Sheldon Cooper : The university has mandated that I take an online sexual harassment seminar so this sort of thing doesn't happen in the future.

  Alex Jensen : Okay.

  Sheldon Cooper : Now unfortunately, my time is much too valuable to waste on nonsense like this. So, I'm gonna need you to take it for me.