How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Band or DJ? (2013)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : Well, well, well. Here comes the bride. Now the annoying part, right; planning the wedding. So not fun, right?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I don't know, I'm kinda looking forward to it.

  Lily Aldrin : Fine, I'll do it for you. First thing we need to do is set a date.

  Ted Mosby : May 25th, 2013.

  Lily Aldrin : Thank you, Ted. The ladies are talking.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Actually, that is the date. Ted offered to help with a planning a little. And well, uh.

  [Ted takes out a binder] 

  Lily Aldrin : That's a big binder.

  Ted Mosby : Oh, this. This is just cakes. Anyways, we are having the ceremony at that beautiful little church on Long Island where Victoria almost got married. Lovely spot. And then we are gonna have the reception in a big white tent on the front lawn of the hotel. Oh, and the colors are cream and lilac.

  Lily Aldrin : [Jumps at Ted]  Imma cut you, bitch!

• Robin Scherbatsky : This is, like the fifteenth time my dad has sent me a friend request. I'm just gonna hit "accept".

  Ted Mosby : No!

  Marshall Eriksen : No, no, no, no, no! Don't do it, Robin. You don't want to see what's behind that door.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What are you talking about?

  Ted Mosby : He's talking about my mom's 2000-word review of Fifty Shades of Grey. And 14 of those words were "vulva".

  Marshall Eriksen : You're gonna get endless requests to play some game that has something to do with gangsters or farming.

  Lily Aldrin : Never mind the embarrassing cheerleading photos from highschool.

  Marshall Eriksen : Begged my mom to burn those.