Paul Whitehouse: Thackery
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Quotes
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Mad Hatter : [to Time] Is it true that you heal all wounds?
March Hare : [sits next to Time and elbows him] Time is on my side!
Mad Hatter : Why is it that you wait for no man?
Mallymkun : [covers one eye] I just can't find the time!
[Cheshire appears behind Time]
Mallymkun : Cheshire! Where have you been? You're late.
Cheshire Cat : [lands on Time's shoulders] Actually, I'm right on time.
[Cheshire disappears and Mallymkun, March Hare, and Mad Hatter all laugh]
Mad Hatter : [grabs Time's hand] I have time on my hand!
Time : [losing patience] You silly nitwits really think that I've not heard these cheap jabs before? Your attempts at mockery fall flat.
Mad Hatter : [plays with Time's shoulder pads] Look! Time is flying!
Time : [stands up furiously] Enough! No more wasting me!
Mad Hatter : [nervously] I'm having the time of my life?
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Mad Hatter : He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!
March Hare : Tea time, forever!
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Bayard : [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.
White Rabbit : [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!
March Hare : It's that girl again!
Tweedledee : Alice! You're back!
[the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]
Mallymkun : [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.
Alice Kingsleigh : Have I come at a bad time?
White Queen : On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.
Alice Kingsleigh : What's the matter?
White Rabbit : The Hatter's the matter.
Tweedledee : Or the matter of the Hatter.
Tweedledum : The former.
Tweedledee : No, the latter.
White Queen : [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.
[gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]
Tweedledee , Tweedledum : He's mad.
Alice Kingsleigh : The Hatter?
[the Tweedles nod]
Alice Kingsleigh : Yes, I know.
[climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]
Alice Kingsleigh : That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.
Tweedledee : But he's grown darker. Less dafter.
Tweedledum : Denies himself laughter.
Cheshire Cat : [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped *you* might help us save him.
