The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Santa Simulation (2012)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Penny : See you, boys, we're going drinking.
Raj Koothrappali : Wait, can I come with you? My character died.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sorry, Raj, it's girls' night out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe another time.
[Penny, Bernadette, and Amy leave]
Leonard Hofstadter : [continuing the game] Okay.
Penny : [sticking her head back into the apartment] Come on.
Raj Koothrappali : [leaping off the couch] Girls' night! Girls' night! Woo! Woo!
[the apartment door closes behind Penny and Raj]
Stuart : How does he not hear that?
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[the girls are proposing they find a girl for Raj]
Raj Koothrappali : A couple of things: Don't tell them I come from money; I want them to love me for me. They must be *insanely* hot, like nines or tens.
Penny : Nines or tens?
Raj Koothrappali : OK, an eight is acceptable if she's willing to bring another eight to the hottub.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Bottom line, you'll take any woman who'll have you, right?
Raj Koothrappali : In a New Delhi minute.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So at, uh, some point, you probably had a thing for me, too.
Raj Koothrappali : No, not really.
Penny : Oh, come on, Raj, not even a little bit?
Raj Koothrappali : Not that I can think of.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Think harder.
Raj Koothrappali : Nope. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. Or in this case, doesn't, I mean, at all. What?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 22. The guy only did it so I'd give him back his insulin.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants.