The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Santa Simulation (2012)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with *more* clothes on.

• Penny : See you, boys, we're going drinking.

  Raj Koothrappali : Wait, can I come with you? My character died.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sorry, Raj, it's girls' night out.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe another time.

  [Penny, Bernadette, and Amy leave] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : [continuing the game]  Okay.

  Penny : [sticking her head back into the apartment]  Come on.

  Raj Koothrappali : [leaping off the couch]  Girls' night! Girls' night! Woo! Woo!

  [the apartment door closes behind Penny and Raj] 

  Stuart : How does he not hear that?

• Raj Koothrappali : In seventh grade, I played spin-the-bottle and it landed on Alina Shankar. She said if I came near her, she would break the bottle and cut me.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You think that's bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.

  Raj Koothrappali : Sometimes I get so lonely I sit on my left hand until it goes numb, then I put it in my right hand and pretend I'm holding hands with another person.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I do that too. Sometimes the left hand tries to cop a feel. And I let it.

  Raj Koothrappali : It's kind of nice to talk to someone who understands what it feels like to be alone.

• Raj Koothrappali : I'm always attracted to women I can't have; I do it all the time. I did the same thing with the two of you.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : The two of them? I don't understand.

  Raj Koothrappali : Well, uh, there was a time when I had a thing for Penny, and I thought she was into me too because she got drunk and naked and climbed into bed with me, but apparently I misread those signals.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And you like Bernadette also?

  Raj Koothrappali : Uh, that was before Penny. I make it a rule to only fall for one of my friends' girlfriends at a time. I'm very old-fashioned that way.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : So at, uh, some point, you probably had a thing for me, too.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, not really.

  Penny : Oh, come on, Raj, not even a little bit?

  Raj Koothrappali : Not that I can think of.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Think harder.

  Raj Koothrappali : Nope. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. Or in this case, doesn't, I mean, at all. What?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 22. The guy only did it so I'd give him back his insulin.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants.