Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Quarterback Boyfriend (2013)

Hector Elizondo: Ed Alzate

Quotes 

• Mike Baxter : Everybody gives these athletes a lot of slack. It doesn't do them any good. I mean 99% of these kids will never play for a pro team, or even the Cleveland Browns.

  Ed Alzate : Don't knock the Browns, Mike. If it weren't for them, the Bengals fans wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.

• Ed Alzate : So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight.

  Mike Baxter : How do you know that?

  Ed Alzate : Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending.

  Mike Baxter : You should call it frightening.

  Ed Alzate : Mandy has thousands of friends on the world wide web.

  Mike Baxter : And as a parent, you're always going to be frightened that one of them is a weird, old man.