American Dad! (TV Series)
Why Can't We Be Friends? (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Stan Smith : [to Steve] What are you doing?
Steve Smith : Playing lunch lady. Pizza or sloppy joe?
Stan Smith : I am pissed off because you're doing that and now I want a sloppy joe and I know you don't really have one.
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Roger the Alien : [after Jeff gets beaten for the umpteenth time] This is getting ridiculous. You want me to walk you home again?
Jeff Fischer : [pushes him away] It didn't help last time!
[Jeff leaves]
Roger the Alien : Jeez, just trying to help the kid out.
[Jeff slams the door, Roger stretches and cracks his knuckles]
Roger the Alien : I'm gonna rape him this time.
[Jeff walks down the dark hallway looking perturbed until his sees Roger again once again in his cat burglar disguise]
Roger the Alien : You know the drill here.
Jeff Fischer : [voice breaking in anger] You know, I remember a time when this was a safe hallway. I left my door unlocked, kids playing after dark. I can walk home without being scared - AND I DON'T WANNA BE SCARED ANYMORE!
Roger the Alien : Just shut up and give me...
[Jeff grabs his gun and shoots at Roger repeatedly until the gun cocks out, Jeff walks away, Roger weakly takes out his gun to shoot Jeff until his hand slips shooting his own foot]
Roger the Alien : OW! That's a whoopsie.
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Stan Smith : [after seeing Steve and Snot playing air guitar] I don't know where to start here. Look at you two. Best case scenario: you're telling me you're gay with each other.
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Stan Smith : [about Steve] Kid's got his mother's ass. Lucky son of a gun.
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Roger the Alien : [to Jeff after he mugs him] Is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?
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Francine Smith : [to Stan] Didn't you have a best friend when you were Steve's age? Oh, my God, you didn't.
Stan Smith : Francine, 12-year-old girls have best friends. Little boys can only be best friends with dragons.
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Roger the Alien : Chicken pot pie? Chicken pot bye!
