American Dad! (TV Series)

Why Can't We Be Friends? (2012)

Jeff Fischer: Jeff Fischer

Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [after Jeff gets beaten for the umpteenth time]  This is getting ridiculous. You want me to walk you home again?

  Jeff Fischer : [pushes him away]  It didn't help last time!

  [Jeff leaves] 

  Roger the Alien : Jeez, just trying to help the kid out.

  [Jeff slams the door, Roger stretches and cracks his knuckles] 

  Roger the Alien : I'm gonna rape him this time.

  [Jeff walks down the dark hallway looking perturbed until his sees Roger again once again in his cat burglar disguise] 

  Roger the Alien : You know the drill here.

  Jeff Fischer : [voice breaking in anger]  You know, I remember a time when this was a safe hallway. I left my door unlocked, kids playing after dark. I can walk home without being scared - AND I DON'T WANNA BE SCARED ANYMORE!

  Roger the Alien : Just shut up and give me...

  [Jeff grabs his gun and shoots at Roger repeatedly until the gun cocks out, Jeff walks away, Roger weakly takes out his gun to shoot Jeff until his hand slips shooting his own foot] 

  Roger the Alien : OW! That's a whoopsie.