Modern Family (TV Series)

Diamond in the Rough (2012)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

Quotes 

• Claire Dunphy : Haley, hurry up! You don't have much time, and I made chocolate chip pancakes.

  Haley Dunphy : Mom, I'm not 12.

  Phil Dunphy : Dibs on hers.

• Phil Dunphy : Honey, you excited about your first day?

  Haley Dunphy : You know what? I really am. There's something about going to work that makes you feel you're... I don't know, worth something. No offense, mom.

  Phil Dunphy : Listen, I wanna give you some advice.

  Claire Dunphy : Do it fast. She's gonna be late.

  Phil Dunphy : Work hard.

  Haley Dunphy : Uh-huh.

  Phil Dunphy : Keep your eye on the ball. Stay focused.

  [picking up his phone as it chirps] 

  Phil Dunphy : Never... check it out! Cam in overalls!

  Claire Dunphy : Ohh! Mitchell sent me the same text.

  Phil Dunphy : Why "look what you've done"?

  Claire Dunphy : Oh, because Cam is helping me out with that baseball field, and Mitchell hates it when he gets all farmed up. His turn-offs are farm, Fizbo, and worst of all, Farmbo.

  Haley Dunphy : Well, I gotta go. Don't wanna be late for my first...

  [checking her phone and running out] 

  Haley Dunphy : Oh, my god! Why didn't you guys tell me the time?