Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Dating Games... (2013)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  June Colburn : [speaking into camera]  Okay, cards on the table. I'm not that great at dating. My ex-fiance and I were together since high school, so I just haven't had a ton of experience at it. My roommate says you should treat dating as a game...

  Chloe : What are you doing?

  June Colburn : [softly]  I'm talking to this guy.

  Chloe : No, why are you saying what you're saying? It's boring.

  June Colburn : What? It's not boring.

  Chloe : [into camera]  I'm sorry, my friend wants to apologize for her boringness.

  June Colburn : I do not wanna apologize for my boringness!

  Chloe : To make up for it, she'll show you her taters.

  June Colburn : My what?

  [looks annoyed] 

  Chloe : You know, your rack, your guns, your gewgaws, your jilk mugs.

  [to the interviewer:] 

  Chloe : See? So boring.

  [shakes her head] 

• Chloe : [to June, as they enter]  Okay, so we're not here to sit at the bar and compare tampons all night. We are here to talk to guys, and stop using your stupid criteria as an excuse to lay on the couch and eat Mexican sandwiches.

• Chloe : [still panting]  You walk fast for your leg-length.

  June Colburn : You were supposed to be helping me meet a guy, not find one for yourself! Where did you even have time to ask him out?

  Chloe : When you were putting on your lip gloss. That was a diversionary tactic on my part. Frankly, you were kind of already wearing too much.

  June Colburn : Why would you do that to me?

  Chloe : [shaking her head]  I've always wanted what other people want. Take something that's available, who wants that? Take something from someone... Value!

  June Colburn : Unbelievable. This is not a game!