Parenthood (TV Series)

Small Victories (2013)

Max Burkholder: Max Braverman

Quotes 

• [Kristina is preparing dinner with Max, who has recently begun puberty, when Zeek and Camille arrive] 

  Zeek Braverman : Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid?

  Max Braverman : Hi, Grandpa. I have pubic hair.

  Camille Braverman : Oh, congratulations!

  Zeek Braverman : There you go.

  Camille Braverman : That's so great.

  Zeek Braverman : All right.

  Kristina Braverman : Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. It's not appropriate.

  Max Braverman : Well, it's not dinner yet.

  Kristina Braverman : Okay. We're gonna talk about that later, okay?

  Max Braverman : It's not dinner. The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses.

  Camille Braverman : That's right!

  Zeek Braverman : Ooh.

  Max Braverman : But I don't know what that is. It also said that boys start at their first ejaculation.

  Camille Braverman : [laughing]  Correct!

  Zeek Braverman : Hey.

  Kristina Braverman : Okay, buddy...

  Max Braverman : I haven't ejaculated yet.

  Camille Braverman : Well...

  Zeek Braverman : Give it time.

  Camille Braverman : Yeah, it won't be long.

  [Camille and Zeek laugh] 

  Max Braverman : It says that, uh - the Internet says that when I do, I will begin to see girls in a new and exciting way.

  Camille Braverman : Boy, that's probably true.

  Zeek Braverman : Oh, well, that's - a whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, believe you me, you start ejaculating.

  Kristina Braverman : Oh my god. Okay.

  Max Braverman : Do you ejaculate, Grandpa?

  Kristina Braverman : No, Max! No, please...

  Camille Braverman : Whenever he possibly can.

  Zeek Braverman : Do I ejaculate? Oh man, do I ever. I tell you.

  Kristina Braverman : Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate.