Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene (2012)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : Take a chill pill, Courtney.

  [other girls gasp] 

  Courtney : It's okay. I will take a chill pill, but it's because I have a congenital heart condition.

  Tina : I had shingles.

  Louise : I have a thing on my leg.

  Courtney : Those aren't congenital.

  [Bell rings] 

  Gene : Class started. Let's get our congenitals to class.

• Tina : I wonder who Gene's crush is?

  Louise : Oh, puberty, puberty, puberty! That's all I hear from you two!

  Tina : But we're his sisters. What if we disapprove of her?

  Louise : Oh, judging people. Well, when you put it that way...

• Gene : Remember that fart I took last night?

  Louise : You'll have to be more specific.

  Gene : Perhaps this will refresh your memory.

  [Plays fart sound on keyboard] 

  Tina : Oh, yeah.

  Gene : [Plays Yankee Doodle on keyboard]  I taught my fart to be patriotic. It's Stinky Doodle Dandy!