Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Scream When I Pee (2012)

April Bowlby: Kandi

Quotes 

• Kandi : [Unbuttoning her robe]  I have a couple of little friends here who want to say hello.

  Alan Harper : [Looking at Kandi's chest to the left]  Hello.

  [Looking to the right] 

  Alan Harper : Hello.

• Kandi : [after Alan refuses to sleep with her due to having a girlfriend]  You must really love her.

  Alan Harper : It's the only explanation I can come up with!