Louise : We're going to our dad's funeral. That's him out front. He's in the to-go box. His one wish was to be buried at the house he was murdered in.
Gene : And the shovel he was killed with. Can you believe he was poisoned with a shovel?
Bob : Oh, my God. We're stuck with this guy forever.
Gene : Like me and this piece of corn between my teeth. Right, corn?
Louise : I call shotgun!
Gene : I call coffin!
Louise : No fair! I want coffin!
Gene : Ha, I tricked you! I'm too scared to go coffin!
Tina : You're right. I'm a firestarter and a jinx. I'm going to destroy this whole family.
Gene : You're the reason I'm fat!
Chase : [about his dead cat] She's peeing in God's shoes now.
Gene : Too soon!
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