Quotes
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Annie Wilson : Okay, I got your hysterical voicemail and dug up my high school yearbook. Dixon's West Bev sweatshirt. Full disclosure, he said it was "full of memories", which may or may not mean he wore it while losing his virginity.
Naomi Clark : Ew. Remind me not to walk under a black light.
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Max Miller : Did you actually just walk through your own party praising yourself in the third person?
Naomi Clark : Someone's gotta do it.
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Naomi Clark : You're the one who ruined my banner, aren't you? Felicity will stop at nothing to destroy me. What is she paying you?
Reese Turner : Oh, nobody had to pay me. I'd happily ruin your life for free, just like you did mine.
Naomi Clark : I don't even know who you are.
Reese Turner : Really? Does the name Reese Turner ring a bell?
Naomi Clark : Obese Reese? Oh, my god, you were huge in high school.
Reese Turner : And you were the skinny bitch who stole my clothes during gym class, forcing me to run across the entire school to the principal's office completely naked.
Naomi Clark : Okay. Yes, I did that. And I deserve to break a heel and fall on my ass in front of everyone. But Reese, that was high school. People change. Especially you. I mean, honey, you look fantastic.
Reese Turner : You're right, I do. And today was supposed to be my triumphant return. At the tree dedication ceremony, I was going to unveil the new me. Sexy. Confident. One hundred percent Naomi Clark-free.
Naomi Clark : I canceled your tree ceremony to dedicate my building to get into the Alumni Club. Reese, I'm sorry.
Reese Turner : How could you be? You've never felt embarrassed in your entire life. If anyone deserves to be in that snotty club, it's you. You'll always be the biggest bitch at West Beverly High.
