The Neighbors (TV Series)

Mother Clubbers (2013)

Simon Templeman: Larry Bird

Quotes 

• Debbie Weaver : They're flirting, Larry. They're letting her know that they find her attractive.

  Larry Bird : She is?

  Jackie Joyner-Kersee : I am?

  Debbie Weaver : Are you kidding? Larry, your wife is a 10!

  Larry Bird : Out of how many? Because if she's a 10, I'm at least a 38.

• Larry Bird : I have to figure out a way to be more physically appealing.

  Max Weaver : You could get a makeover like they do on TV.

  Larry Bird : [sighs]  This is real life, kids. It's not TV. We are a family of aliens living amongst humans. And every week we tackle a new problem together, and learn that while we may be from different backgrounds, even planets, family dynamics are, in fact, universal. It's real life, kids, it's not TV!

  [sighs] 

• Larry Bird : You feed this to your children? Is it to punish them?

  Debbie Weaver : No, Larry, it's not a punishment. It's called cereal.

  Larry Bird : It's 98% processed sugar spray painted pink. You're better off eating the box.