Modern Family (TV Series)
Fulgencio (2013)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : Fulgencio Umberto. The initials for that are F.U. Pritchett, which is exactly what it feels like right now.
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Claire Dunphy : You have an in-law, and no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, they still don't like you.
Jay Pritchett : That's right.
Claire Dunphy : Doesn't that sound familiar?
Jay Pritchett : You're not saying?
Claire Dunphy : Oh, I am.
Jay Pritchett : Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
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Father Krzyzieski : In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, what name are you giving this child?
Jay Pritchett : Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett.
Father Krzyzieski : May God be with you all.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [whispering] Thank you, Jay.
Jay Pritchett : [whispering] We're never calling him that.
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Jay Pritchett : Claire once asked me how Phil won me over. He hasn't yet, but when he stops trying too hard and acts like a real human being, he comes close. And that's what I need to do with Pilar.