- Guy On Tv: It was like part man, part reptile, and all monster! It came outta nowhere and attacked me!
- [Leo and Donnie stare at Raph]
- Raphael: It wasn't me!
- Michelangelo: It's like you always say Master Splinter; the enemy of my enemy is my bro.
- Splinter: That is not exactly what I said...
- The Kraang: Give to Kraang the power cell that Kraang has come to demand that you give to Kraang!
- Michelangelo: It's the Kraang!
- [Mikey feeds the alligator pizza noodle soup]
- Leatherhead: This is the best thing I have ever tasted!
- Michelangelo: All right! Somebody finally likes my cooking!
- Michelangelo: So, what's your name, anyway?
- Leatherhead: I do not have one.
- Michelangelo: You don't have a name? Well, today's your lucky day, because I'm a genius at naming stuff!
- [examines the alligator]
- Michelangelo: Your head is kinda leathery... How about Headleather? Heather?... No, wait, Leatherhead! Even better! Leatherhead!
- Leatherhead: Leatherhead it is. Thank you.
- Leatherhead: There are times when I lose control. When I awaken, I am horrified by what I have done. A monster like me deserves to be chained.
- Michelangelo: Or maybe you just think you're a monster because everyone treats you that way.
- Leatherhead: You are wise beyond your years.
- Michelangelo: Yeah, I get that a lot.
- Michelangelo: [about Leatherhead] We're doing to him what everyone else does to us: judging him by his looks!
- Donatello: And the fact that he had me BY THE FACE, Mikey!
- Splinter: You made a wise decision, Michelangelo.
- [Raph, Donnie and Leo stare]
- Splinter: Yes, I never thought I'd hear myself say that either. His scars run deep, but they protect a genuine heart. When he awakens, Michelangelo, you must find a way to befriend him.
- Michelangelo: No problemo!
- Donatello: But we're still chaining him up, right?
- Splinter: Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.
- Leonardo: If an alligator wanted to hide something, where would he put it?
- Donatello: I'm thinking udnerwater. Alligators love to drag their prey to the bottom of swa...
- [Raphael pushes Donatello into a sewer pool]
- Leonardo: Thanks.
- Raphael: Don't mention it.
- Donatello: Hey, this pool is deeper than it looks! It keeps going!
- Leonardo: Well, sounds like we should...
- [Raphael pushes Leonardo in too]
- Raphael: Way ahead of you!