- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [approaching Stevens at a pumpkin patch] Got a deal for me, "Diesel?"
- John 'Diesel' Stevens: How do you know that name, champ?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why? You only give it out to teenage girls?
- [Diesel hawks and spits on Gibbs's boots]
- John 'Diesel' Stevens: Go to hell, you son of a...
- [Gibbs decks him with a punch. McGee comes running up]
- Timothy McGee: Boss, I thought you said you'd wait for me.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [takes out handcuffs] Yeah, I tried.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [answers cell phone] Yeah, Duck.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [British accent] Cheerio, Jethro. You'll be pleased to know I have discovered something of rather vital importance.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nice, Tony. Put Ducky on.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [normal voice] Really? I thought that was kind of good.
- [in Autopsy, Ducky head-slaps Tony]
- Donald Mallard: I do not say "cheerio!"
- Donald Mallard: Need I remind you that firefighters never run into a burning building. They walk, lest their haste result in critical errors.
- Lydia Wade: [at Gibbs' house] Is this his TV?
- Abby Sciuto: That, oh that is not just a TV. That TV came over on the Mayflower.
- [while Ziva is grappling with an intruder on the floor, Abby comes up behind him and knocks him cold with a...]
- Abby Sciuto: Frying pan... it's a little cliché.
- Ziva David: [grins] Works for me.