The Middle (TV Series)

Life Skills (2013)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

Quotes 

• Brick Heck : Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. So now I need a therapist? Am I really that weird?

  Frankie Heck : Look, you're no weirder than you've ever been. It's just that suddenly the school seems to care.

  Brick Heck : Don't you think that's something we should talk about? What happened to "You're growing up, Brick. We should include you in the conversations, Brick."?

  Mike Heck : It's good for you, and it's free. You're doing it.

• Wendell : Looks like the incident of January 10th is not covered under Acts of God.

  Mike Heck : What?

  Frankie Heck : What? A tree branch fell down on our car. How is that not an Act of God? Tree - made by God, blown down by the wind - more God. That's actually double Act of God. We should be getting two checks.