Supernatural (TV Series)
LARP and the Real Girl (2013)
Felicia Day: Charlie Bradbury
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : So, the toxicology report came back on Lance. Nothin'. But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by Belladonna.
Dean Winchester , Charlie Bradbury : [in unison] The pornstar?
Sam Winchester : The poison.
Dean Winchester , Charlie Bradbury : [in unison] Oh.
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Dean Winchester : [Reviewing Charlie's map in preparation for the battle of the Kingdom] You know if you move your archers back and your broad swordsmen to the west...
Charlie Bradbury : Oh. Flood the warriors.
Dean Winchester : Yep.
Charlie Bradbury : Good call.
Dean Winchester : Thanks.
Charlie Bradbury : What about the southern wall?
Sam Winchester : Guys!
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Right. Sorry.
[He quietly shifts a catapult to a different position on the map and he and Charlie exchange nods]
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Dean Winchester : [In full getup, face paint and wig, pacing in front of the Queen's army, preparing for the battle of the Kingdom and having some fun!] Dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade *all* the days... from this day to that... for one chance...
Charlie Bradbury : [Whispering to Sam, who is also dressed for the occasion] Isn't that the speech from...
Sam Winchester : [Whispering back] It's the only one he knows.
Dean Winchester : Just *one* chance... to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take...
LARPer : Hold!
[a Frisbee flies through the air and lands on the ground near Dean. Everyone waits while a guy runs up, grabs it and runs out]
Dean Winchester : [Nods to the player to resume] Our freedom!
[the warriors all charge across the field with Sam and Dean in the lead]
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Dean Winchester : I notice a lot of these maidens checkin' you out.
Charlie Bradbury : What? I can't shut this down. It's good to be queen.
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Charlie Bradbury : I'm just an I.T. girl... Standing in front of a monster... asking it not to kill her.
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Sam Winchester : Charlie, I'm gonna need to borrow your laptop.
Charlie Bradbury : There are no laptops in Moondoor.
[Sam gives her a look]
Charlie Bradbury : What? There are rules.
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Charlie Bradbury : Gilda, my name is Charlie Bradbury, and I am here to rescue you.
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Charlie Bradbury : Hey, Gerry. I'm the one who saves damsels in distress around here.
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Gilda : I must return to those green hills now. I will take my former master with me. He must face a fairy tribunal for his sins.
Charlie Bradbury : Wait.
[She kisses her. Gilda disappears]
Charlie Bradbury : Call me... maybe?
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Gilda : I was summoned here by a spell.
Charlie Bradbury : By whom?
Gilda : I don't know his name, but I was brought here to do his bidding.
Charlie Bradbury : His bidding? That's never good.
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Shadow Orc in Stocks : You'll never find him in the Black Hills.
Dean Winchester : Black Hills?
Charlie Bradbury : The forest behind the playground.
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Charlie Bradbury : I mean, here, I'm queen, a hero. Out there in the real world, I'm just hacking out code and chugging coffee all day long.
Dean Winchester : Now, wait a second. If it wasn't for you, we would have never been able to take down Dick Roman. Out there in the real world, you *are* a hero.
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Charlie Bradbury : Well, this has been a really great kidnapping, but I got to get back to not dying.
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Charlie's sparring partner : I love you.
Charlie Bradbury : I know. Take your leave to my medical tent and attend to your... severed limbs.
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Charlie Bradbury : What I care about is not getting my other arm broken... or dying. So, I'm dropping my sword and walking off the stage, bitches. Have fun storming the castle.
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Charlie Bradbury : I've seen this before. It's a Celtic magic symbol.
[pause]
Charlie Bradbury : At least it was in my favorite video game.
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Charlie Bradbury : The queen needs some royal "we" time.