Modern Family (TV Series)
Yard Sale (2012)
Rob Kerkovich: Toaster Guy
Photos
Quotes
-
Toaster Guy : Hey, you got any bread? I wanna make sure this thing still works.
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Toaster Guy : Oh, it doesn't have to be bread. I mean, I can get the information I need from, like, a bagel or a frozen waffle.
Jay Pritchett : Look, kid, you're just gonna have to roll the dice on this one.
Toaster Guy : I don't know. What's your return policy?
Jay Pritchett : You return, I call the police. Where'd you get that?
Toaster Guy : From the kitchen.
Jay Pritchett : Give me that!
Toaster Guy : You selling the pot-belled pig?
Jay Pritchett : Get out of my driveway.
[to his pitbull Stella]
Jay Pritchett : You're not a pig. You're daddy's little girl.