"The League" A Krampus Carol (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Nadine Velazquez: Sofia

Quotes 

  • Rupert Ruxin : Wha--what the heck's the matter?

    Ruxin : What the heck's the matter? Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's the idea of you proposing somehow genetically leapfrogging over me into my wife?

    Rupert Ruxin : It would be yours. Your wife would...

    Sofia : It would be your brother and your son.

    Ruxin : Oh, it would be my brother AND my son?

    Sofia : Yeah.

    Rupert Ruxin : Isn't that a double joy, perhaps?

    Sofia : Look, I think it is very generous, but I would be very uncomfortable with artificial insemination. Because I want a child conceived out of love.

    Rupert Ruxin : Might I suggest, alternatively, that you make use of my sperm, and I would deliver it in the more personal and traditional, fleshy and non-technological way?

    Ruxin : WOW!

    Rupert Ruxin : What's the matter?

    Ruxin : Oh, THAT'S what your offer is? TO have sex with my wife.

    Rupert Ruxin : Who doesn't want more grandchildren?

    Ruxin : How much time have you spent with Geoffrey since you've been here?

    Rupert Ruxin : He's away at camp, isn't he?

    Ruxin : In the dead of winter?

    Rupert Ruxin : Skiing camp? Or was it hockey camp or curling camp or something?

    Sofia : He's sleeping.

    Rupert Ruxin : He is? Well, I'm gonna pop my head in immediately. I love that little tyke.

    Ruxin : I'm sure you would LOVE to pop your head in immediately.

    Rupert Ruxin : I don't know what you're getting at, but anyway...

    Ruxin : I think you do know EXACTLY what I'm getting at.

    Sofia : Hey, I'm not shocked about this. This is how Pablito was conceived.

    Ruxin : Let's talk about Pablito.

    Sofia : I have a distant cousin, and her husband's father offered the same thing, and...

    Ruxin : Just to clarify who Pablito is, he's got a hearing problem and he's under four feet tall. Best case scenario, is he's a middling jockey.

    Sofia : I know how badly you want this child.

    Rupert Ruxin : Your hands are moving like a praying mantis, and your head looks like a candy apple.

    Sofia : No one's saying it's gonna be done. Just consider.

    Rupert Ruxin : Listen to your darling wife. There's a problem here, I'm just trying to insert a solution.

    Ruxin : All right, enough! Enough. I'm done. I'm done with this, ok? You will not have sex with my wife, and--what-what is this now? And my--my team lost! And I'm in The Sacko.

    Rupert Ruxin : Off he goes like some child. I guess a fantasy game is more important than this. Hey, I hope you do win that last place trophy, at least you'll have one healthy scrotum in the house!

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