The League (TV Series)

Our Dinner with Andre (2012)

Nick Kroll: Ruxin

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• Dr. Ewing : Mr. Ruxin, we ran a complete physical. Uh, unfortunately, your sperm count is exceedingly low.

  Ruxin : What?

  Dr. Ewing : If I wasn't a doctor, I'd say frighteningly low.

  Ruxin : But you are a doctor.

  Dr. Ewing : Right, so I'm not gonna say that.

  Ruxin : You realize that's, like, the worst thing you can tell a man?

  Dr. Ewing : Mr. Ruxin, you have AIDS.

  Ruxin : What?

  Dr. Ewing : You see how that's much worse?

  Ruxin : Do I have AIDS?

  Dr. Ewing : You do not have AIDS.

  Ruxin : Okay, you have terrible bedside manner.

  Dr. Ewing : Yes, I do.