Bones (TV Series)
The Method in the Madness (2012)
John Francis Daley: Lance Sweets
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Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa, whoa, excuse me.
[He grabs a pair of shorts that Sweets was starting to fold]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Those are my underwear, *pal*!
[to Bones]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What is he doing?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Sweets has been very helpful. He vacuumed. Did the laundry.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Alright, that's great, and all. But, a man doesn't fold another man's *under*wear!
Dr. Lance Sweets : Are those Captain America boxers?
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Dr. Lance Sweets : Don't you think that as a man, I should be on my own, I mean...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Most cultures have ceremonies to celebrate milestones in a man's life.
[She takes Sweets' arm and pulls him into the room]
Dr. Lance Sweets : [a stricken look on his face] Oh God, this isn't about circumcision, is it?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Noooo, it's about dancing.
Dr. Lance Sweets : [Relieved, briefly] What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : There are three important elements in moving on past an old relationship. Admission.
Dr. Lance Sweets : I admit it's over with Daisy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Cleansing.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Right. You were in our jet tub.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [raising her hands in the air] And celebration!
Dr. Lance Sweets : So, I can't get my own apartment until I celebrate being alone?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : That's right.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Anthropology's all about dancing.
[Bones uses a remote to turn on some music. "20th Century Boy" by T-Rex, mentioned by Sweets earlier in the episode, is playing. Then she starts dancing]
Dr. Lance Sweets : [to Booth] You gettin' in on this?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [shakes his head] No. Why? It's your ceremony.
[Sees Bones dancing]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Bones, what are you doin'?
Dr. Lance Sweets : Are you okay?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [Dancing around Sweets who starts to join her, slowly at first] Celebrate. You're free!
Dr. Lance Sweets : I *am* free. I *am* free!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : And someone out there who doesn't know yet will be getting the great gift that is you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Lucky, lucky them.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Yeah.
[Dancing with more enthusiasm now]
Dr. Lance Sweets : They *are* lucky! Okay! Uhhh!
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [laughing] Elevator down.
Dr. Lance Sweets : [Mimics going down in an elevator] I feel so at home right now.
[Booth takes a gulp of scotch]