Beauty and the Beast (TV Series)

Saturn Returns (2012)

Nina Lisandrello: Tess Vargas

Quotes 

• Tess Vargas : Well, it's eight o'clock, we're off the case. How about a birthday beer, bud?

  Catherine Chandler : Seriously? Grade school pageants could act rings around you. Please don't tell me it's a surprise party.

  [Tess remains silent] 

  Catherine Chandler : Heather promised that she wouldn't.

  [giving in] 

  Catherine Chandler : Fine. What time?

  Tess Vargas : Nine. Act surprised.

• Tess Vargas : Happy birthday.

  Catherine Chandler : Thank you.

  [seeing a bouquet of flowers on her desk] 

  Catherine Chandler : You are not that sentimental.

  Tess Vargas : Oh, no. You'll get a six pack and a drug store card that I'll get at lunch and act like I picked out days ago. Mystery boyfriend? 'Cause that's the story I've been wanting to explain your mood swings over the past few weeks.

  Catherine Chandler : No, it's from my dad and my soon-to-be step-thingy.