The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #4.7 (2012)

James Smith: Glenn Cullen

Quotes 

• Glenn Cullen : Right! Everybody listen; I've got an announcement to make.

  Phil Smith : What is it? You've got an erection?

  Glenn Cullen : No! I would like to tell you all that I'm resigning.

  Phil Smith : Is that it?

  Glenn Cullen : No, you closeted Regency homosexual, that is not it! Morally, this department is in the gutter.

  Fergus Williams : Thanks for the speech, Glenn, but...

  Glenn Cullen : [grabs a lamp and rushes towards Fergus]  You stay and take the punishment! I will lamp you... with a lamp.

  Terri Coverley : Glenn, you've gone a tiny bit psychotic, my love.

  Glenn Cullen : You, Fergus... when you asked me to join you, all you had was your principles, but over the last two years you've bent like a human fucking palm tree, swaying to the guff of these six-toed, born-to-rule ponyfuckers.

  Adam Kenyon : If you're gonna go, just go. Spare us this Peter Finch bullshit.

  Glenn Cullen : Oh, Adam, you're waiting for your turn! Oh no, I remember... it's your turn right now.

  Adam Kenyon : Brilliant. Brilliant...

  Glenn Cullen : You are simply the most loathsome human being I have ever met. You were so well suited at the Mail it's a shame you came over here. You know what? I hate you both; Tweedle-Twat and Tweedle-Prick. You contribute absolutely nothing to the world so thank fucking God you have no power!

  Fergus Williams : We do, actually...

  Glenn Cullen : No you don't! And Peter... it's been dreadful. I hope your cock falls off. Phil, do you know what you are? You're like an eight year old trapped in a twelve year olds body.

  Phil Smith : This is great! Why is no one filming this?

  Glenn Cullen : And Emma...

  Phil Smith : Yeah yeah yeah, do Emma, do Emma.

  Glenn Cullen : Emma, I'm sorry, you're just a standard issue insipid posh bitch... that's it! Terry... I don't think I've ever met someone quite so proud, and yet quite so useless. But I do have to thank you, because I have managed to stay in shape purely through the energy I spend in pitying you every day!

  Terri Coverley : Glen, you're just embarrassing yourself.

  Glenn Cullen : Fuck you all up the wrongin! Ta ta! Bubye!

  Phil Smith : That was better than IMAX Inception.

  Terri Coverley : Poor, poor Glenn...

  Peter Mannion : Should we try and get him back?

  Emma Messinger : Fuck no! He's gone completely mental.