- Damon Salvatore: Oh, you didn't tell him, did you?
- Elena Gilbert: No, Damon, I didn't tell him that I got high on blood like some... crack-head and then dirty-danced with you. It was a mistake, okay? I wasn't
- [sighs]
- Elena Gilbert: myself, and besides, he's already got enough to deal with, trying to get me through this vampire stuff.
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, I see. It's just a classic shame spiral.
- [shrugs]
- Elena Gilbert: I'm not in a shame spiral.
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, you so are. Newbie vampire remorse, whew, it's worse than a hangover.
- Elena Gilbert: I'm not in a shame spiral, Damon.
- Matt Donovan: Uh, hey, April. We don't open til eleven.
- April Young: Uh, sorry. I wasn't, like, trying to scare you or stalk you or whatever. I just... um, I came to ask if you've seen Rebekah.
- Matt Donovan: Why would I have seen Rebekah?
- April Young: Oh, I just assumed. I mean, aren't... aren't you guys kind of like a thing?
- Matt Donovan: [laughs] Rebekah and I are not a thing.
- April Young: Well, I, I, I mean I'm worried about her. She said she'd help me find stuff out about the fire that killed my dad and then she just disappeared.
- [Connor walks out holding a knife on Jeremy]
- Connor Jordan: Trust me. That's the least of your problems.
- Damon Salvatore: Stefan's on his way. This will be over soon.
- Elena Gilbert: Will it? I mean, haven't we already been here before with Jeremy? Isn't this why we sent him to Denver?
- Damon Salvatore: We'll get him out of this, and we'll compel him down to the Bahamas. Maybe he'll find an island girl.
- Caroline Forbes: Uh, who are you?
- Hayley Marshall: Who the hell are you?
- Caroline Forbes: Caroline.
- Hayley Marshall: Oh,
- [nods]
- Hayley Marshall: you're Tyler's girl. He told me about you. I'm Hayley.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, Hayley, that's pretty crazy, 'cause I haven't heard a thing about you.
- Hayley Marshall: I've been staying here a few days.
- Caroline Forbes: Excuse me?
- Hayley Marshall: I needed a place to crash. Ty's a buddy. He was kind enough to offer.
- Caroline Forbes: I know all of Ty's buddies, and I haven't heard about you,
- [folds her arms]
- Caroline Forbes: so how about we cut the crap?
- Hayley Marshall: Yeah,
- [shakes her head]
- Hayley Marshall: I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty. Excuse me.