Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Teddy Trouble... (2013)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

Quotes 

• June Colburn : [late at night, supposed intruder]  You heard something?

  Chloe : Yeah! You screaming "Chloe, Chloe!" at the top of your lungs!

• June Colburn : Who's Teddy, and what is this room that I've never seen before?

  Chloe : Oh, that's our third bedroom. I used it for my closet. And Teddy and I were at Psychopath Camp together when we were kids! June, I didn't tell you about the closet, and that's a big secret to keep from somebody. I'm sorry.

• June Colburn : This whole room is for your clothes? I've kept my suit in a trash bag on the fire escape.

• Chloe : I'm having an affair with Teddy!

  Teddy , Benjamin , June Colburn : What?

  Chloe : June, I'm really sorry you found out this way. If you need to have an ugly cry, there's a couch in the bathroom.

  Benjamin : Uh, Chloe,

  [scoffs] 

  Benjamin : I was just totally honest with you, so, okay, I don't get it.

  Chloe : What don't you get? I'm having an affair with Teddy, and June's about to ugly cry. Come on, June, give them a little preview.

  [does exaggerated imitation of June crying] 

  Chloe : I can't do it, because I'm too cute.