Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Love and Monsters... (2012)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

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Quotes 

• June Colburn : [in movie theater, observing Chloe and male friend]  Who is that? You don't think they're together, are they? She's reaching over into his lap. She's gonna grab his Peter! She's gonna grab his Peter right here! Oh, it's just popcorn. She's nestling into him. Is she out on a date? Because Chloe doesn't go out on dates. She'd bang strangers at the People's Choice awards. And then steal their People's Choice awards.

• June Colburn : This is adorable. I wanna meet him.

  Chloe : What? No, absolutely not.

  [shakes her head] 

  June Colburn : Yes. I'll cook for the two of you, and we'll all get together, and we'll play Scattergories.

  Chloe : Fine. One dinner. But do not make that fish thing you made.

  June Colburn : What, my halibut wheels?

  Chloe : Fish are not round.

• [last lines] 

  June Colburn : [to fireman]  Excuse me, I've been to every firehouse in Manhattan. I'm trying to find this cute fireman that I met on Halloween.

  Zonk : [hefty as he is, comes sliding down pole]  Wassup?

  June Colburn : No! God!

  [tries covering her eyes] 

  June Colburn : I don't believe this!

  Zonk : Believe it. This is happening.

  June Colburn : Are you even in shape enough to be a fireman?

  Zonk : I'm the cook. Franklin Zonkowski, firehouse chef. They let me slide down the pole when I've got a bitch to impress.