- Alec Martin: Our lawyers think we can hit Colin with an infringement suit. Why is she here?
- [realizing]
- Alec Martin: Max, come on. I know things got out of hand at Phenomi-con. I'm-I'm sorry.
- Max Miller: It's too late for that, Alec.
- Alec Martin: So you're choosing her over me?
- Max Miller: Look, I asked you two to find a way to make it work. She tried, you didn't.
- Alec Martin: But you can't fire me. Not without approval of the board.
- Max Miller: I'm not firing you. I'm asking you to resign.
- Alec Martin: You have to buy me out. It'll cost you a fortune.
- Max Miller: Good thing I married well.
- Navid Shirazi: Liam, uh... I'm-I'm really sorry. You can kick my ass if you want. You-you can even tape it and put it on the Internet. Trust me, it... I would feel a lot better.
- [Liam takes out his checkbook]
- Navid Shirazi: Wait, what are you doing?
- Liam Court: This is for everything that you put into the club.
- Navid Shirazi: Please. Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.
- Liam Court: Get the hell out. If I ever see you in here again, I *will* kick your ass.
- Lindsey Beckwith: I'm a professor, you're a student. There are rules about these things.
- Liam Court: Actually, I looked it up in the handbook. You can't have a relationship with your student. But I'm not your student. I transferred classes.
- Lindsey Beckwith: I don't know what's hotter: you read the handbook or you're trying to get me on a technicality. Look, it may not be wrong, but it looks wrong.
- Liam Court: I don't like all this sneaking around. I've been in these situations before. They never end well.
- Annie Wilson: I appreciate your honesty. I do, but I still wanna give things a chance with Colin.
- Riley Wallace: Wait. Col... you should... you wanna be with that guy, fine. But I still think he's a tool.
- Annie Wilson: Stop it.
- Riley Wallace: I'm serious. "Oh, I used to drink espresso in Paris after doing laps around the Leaning Tower of Pisa." What? If you're gonna date that guy, you might wanna hire a fact-checker.
- Annie Wilson: And what? You're the perfect guy? You're a selfish, hot-headed egomaniac.
- Riley Wallace: Did you just call me hot?
- Colin Andrews: Ah. You've come to defend Annie. How sweet.
- Riley Wallace: Hmm. Yeah, or not.
- [he punches Colin in the stomach, hard]
- Annie Wilson: That was so wrong.
- Riley Wallace: But you like wrong.
- Alec Martin: Max, this whole thing was her fault. She's the one who brought Colin in. She's the reason he got access to my phone.
- Naomi Clark: Only because you were tracking me! He was tracking me!
- Alec Martin: That's because...
- Max Miller: Stop! Stop, stop. Okay, I don't care whose fault it was. I really don't. No, look, all I wanted was the two most important people in my life to get along. When is this gonna end?
- Naomi Clark: It's not. I tried. I really, really tried. But Alec's been conspiring to break us apart since the day we got married, and I won't be able to fight him off forever. Eventually, he's gonna win.
- Max Miller: What are you saying?
- Naomi Clark: I'm sorry, Max. You have to choose. It's him or me.