Toy Story of Terror (2013 TV Movie)

Don Rickles: Mr. Potato Head

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Quotes 

• Trixie : It's been a while. I don't think she's coming back.

  Mr. Pricklepants : Patience. Cinematic structure dictates that it's always darkest...

  Mr. Potato Head : Can it, Pants! Life ain't a movie! They ain't never coming back!

  Rex : Look, they're coming back!

• Trixie : What's the matter with Jessie?

  Mr. Potato Head : She was abandoned in a box for years.

• Jessie : Where are you going?

  Mr. Potato Head : We're at a motel. I'm checking out the amenities. You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo, conditioner.

  Mr. Pricklepants : I wouldn't do that if I were you. In horror movies the first to leave is usually the first to get it.

  Woody : Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost.

  Mr. Potato Head : Ah, shut your worry hole. Nobody's getting lost. Besides, I promissed Hamm I'd bring him something nice.

  Jessie : Where are you guys going?

  Trixie : We're gonna see the free stuff.

  Mr. Pricklepants : And if something does happen to the potato, I wouldn't want to miss it.

• Jessie : Uh, where's Potato Head?

  Woody : Oh, no.

  Mr. Pricklepants : Oh, it appears the monster has returned to claim one last victim.

  Jessie : No, he's not. He's right over there.

  Mr. Potato Head : [to his arm]  Oh, I missed you, baby! We'll never be separated again.

  [the car hits a bump, Mr. Potato Head's parts all fall off] 

  Mr. Potato Head : Aw, nuts.

  [All laugh] 

  Mr. Pricklepants : Group laughter. A sure sign that the worst is behind us.

  Rex : So, it's the end?

  Mr. Pricklepants : Yes. I believe they'd be running the credits just about now.

  [Cut to end credits]