The Middle (TV Series)

The Safe (2012)

Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck

Quotes 

• Axl Heck : I didn't even think my bones could break, they're so strong and thick. God! I drank so much milk. I'm suing milk!

• Cassidy Finch : Wow. I feel sorry for you. Your whole identity is this tiny locker room world you think you're king of. And now you're injured and you're scared, so you're putting up an imperious facade and overcompensating for your insecurity.

  Axl Heck : Okay, if you're trying to insult me, you're gonna have to use smaller words.

• Mike Heck : Okay, what are the mandibular incisors?

  Axl Heck : Oh, my God. I have no idea!

  Mike Heck : That was for your mom.

  Frankie Heck : Oh, crap. I have no idea either. Pass.

  Mike Heck : [to Axl]  What's the 12th Amendment revise?

  Axl Heck : Can I have the incisors question again?

• Mike Heck : It's Tylenol P.M. P.M. - that's why it's got the moon and the stars on it. It's the kind that makes you go to sleep.

  Frankie Heck : What?

  Axl Heck : Oh, my God. My mother drugged me? And I have a test tomorrow on... I have no idea what I have a test tomorrow on.