"Criminal Minds" The Good Earth (TV Episode 2012) - Shemar Moore as Derek Morgan

Jennifer Jareau : Excuse me, everybody. I have an announcement to make. As I'm sure some of you were aware, Henry was a little nervous about going trick-or-treating this year, but he's decided to go anyway.

David Rossi : Great. What changed his mind?

Jennifer Jareau : The BAU did. I told him that he should go out on Halloween and try to figure out which monsters are real and which ones are not.

Derek Morgan : So he wants to be a profiler.

Jennifer Jareau : Ah, he wants to be his favorite profiler.

[Henry appears in Reid-like wear]
Derek Morgan : Hey, you're talking to the room, PG.

Penelope Garcia : Hm, If by PG you mean Parental Guidance strongly advised, I'd say PA - prudent advice.
Derek Morgan : He's efficient and well-organized. It's not easy to make four people vanish and then stay vanished.

Dr. Spencer Reid : It has been done before, though. Uh, political kidnappings frequently require holding multiple adults simultaneously.

David Rossi : Or they're already dead. Nothing says "can't be found" like a shallow grave in the middle of nowhere.
Derek Morgan : It says here that vomit was found at the vicinity of his abduction.

Penelope Garcia : Hmm, thank you for reminding me of that disgusting detail, Dreamy D.! Yes, that vomit has been collected and is being analyzed as we speak, and I am very grateful that I have this job and someone has that one. That's not me.

Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan