- Liam Court: I just wanted to say thanks again for taking a look at my contract. Uh, you were right. I-I need to take more control of my life, which is why I signed up for your class. I know it's a little late this semester, but I think I'm all caught up.
- Lindsey Beckwith: Yes, Mr. Court. I believe I have your first paper here.
- Liam Court: An F? Are you serious? I spent, like, three hours researching this.
- Lindsey Beckwith: Let me guess, Wikipedia?
- Naomi Clark: Navid? What are you doing here?
- Navid Shirazi: Short version? Liam took us camping, then disappeared into the woods, and Dixon took off with our car. How's your day going?
- Erin Silver: [after their waiter hits on her] What the hell was that?
- Naomi Clark: Oh, he probably recognized you from your nude photos.
- Annie Wilson: Your what? You took nude photos?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: And you didn't tell us?
- Erin Silver: I didn't tell you because they were supposed to be private. How do you know about them? More importantly, how does he know about them?
- Naomi Clark: Well, I can't speak for the entire service industry, but the photographer called me and thanked me for buying the shoot as a gift. She put the pictures up on her website.
- Erin Silver: [horrified] She put my pictures online?
- Naomi Clark: Mm, don't worry, honey. They were gorgeous. Very tasteful. I'm actually thinking of getting a set done myself just to put up around the house.
- Naomi Clark: I know work has been crazy, and that's why we haven't been able to have our honeymoon yet, but I do think it's really important that we have some quality time together, just the two of us.
- Max Miller: You know, I was thinking the exact same thing.
- Naomi Clark: [showing him her tablet] Okay, look at this. We can go sailing, sunbathing on a tropical island, hit up a ski resort. You like that. Anywhere you wanna go.
- Max Miller: You know what I'd love to do? Go camping.
- Naomi Clark: [dumbstruck] Outdoors, like homeless people?
- Dixon Wilson: Naomi's going camping?
- [laughing]
- Dixon Wilson: Okay, this is something I gotta see.
- Liam Court: Man, camping sounds fantastic right now. I would kill for some time away.
- Navid Shirazi: Time away from what? You're a movie star.
- Liam Court: Uh, how about my co-star is texting me every fifteen minutes? Like, I literally can't get away from her.
- Dixon Wilson: Like her standing in your doorway half-naked?
- Carrie Anne Monroe: [behind them, wearing a bikini] Liam, I have been waiting forever for you to get home.
- Liam Court: What the hell are you doing here?
- Carrie Anne Monroe: I thought we could let the paparazzi "catch us" hanging out together. You know, give them something to write about. Like how we spent the day sunbathing topless.
- Navid Shirazi: [she unabashedly removes her top and smiles] Dude, I would kill to have your life for, like, five minutes.
- Liam Court: [trying to start a fire] Come on, come on, come on.
- Carrie Anne Monroe: [flicking a lighter] Need a hand with that?
- Liam Court: What are you doing here? How did you find me?
- Carrie Anne Monroe: I grew up hunting and fishing in Montana. I know how to take care of myself. But let's go. I got a flock of reporters waiting to hear how I rescued you from certain death.
- Liam Court: I would rather die in the woods.