2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Cupcake War (2012)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : You did tell him he's filming us for an audition right?

  Max Black : I made it very clear.

  [opens door and Oleg walks in] 

  Oleg : Why are your tops still on?

• Janis : Bring your own brand, just like you did on your home tape.

  [to Max] 

  Janis : You're edgy with big boobs,

  [to Caroline] 

  Janis : You're the try-hard.

  Caroline Channing : I'm sorry, I'm the what?

  Janis : That's your brand, the muscle and the hustle, the double-D's and the ditz.

  [Janis leaves] 

  Caroline Channing : I went to Wharton, I'm not a ditz!

  Max Black : Well, you ain't the double-D's.

• Caroline Channing : Max, did you blow a potential customer today?

  Max Black : You know I don't mix business with pleasure.

• Caroline Channing : We went on television with the ridiculous expectation that we'd make it over night, but that's not who we are. We're gonna have to do it the hard way, slow and steady. The tortoise and the whore!