The Middle (TV Series)
The Hose (2012)
Neil Flynn: Mike Heck
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Quotes
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Frankie Heck : You did have the talk with him, didn't you?
Mike Heck : I thought so. I-I can't remember.
Frankie Heck : You must have, 'cause I know I talked to Sue. Didn't I?
Mike Heck : I don't know. But I definitely talked to Axl. Hang on.
Frankie Heck : Well, that's what school is for.
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Mike Heck : Sorry about this. You know, kids.
Jim : Yeah, kids. When mine wanted to sell wrapping paper here, you said there was a no soliciting policy at work.
Dave : Door's open now, Mike. My girl's selling popcorn tins again. She's the only one in her troop that didn't get to meet Jane Pauley last year because of you. I got a hunch she'll be going this year.
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Brick Heck : Ugh, thank God that's over.
Mike Heck : Oh, right. How'd the big talk go?
Brick Heck : Well, the nurse made us watch a movie where a boy kept running around a track. It was boring, so Dylan Murray made an inappropriate shadow puppet, and everybody giggled and the nurse yelled at us.
Mike Heck : Yep. Sounds about right.
Brick Heck : Then the girls came back in, and they had little pink gift bags that we didn't get, and-and that doesn't seem fair.
Frankie Heck : Well, at least you got through it.
Brick Heck : Not really. They're making us have a follow-up discussion next week. When does all this sex stuff end?
Frankie Heck : It... tapers off.
Brick Heck : Okay. Well, I guess I'll go look at your bras now. I'm not sure why, but, apparently, it's totally normal. And you guys are always after me to be normal, so...
