The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Holographic Excitation (2012)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let me guess. Slutty cop?
Penny : No, sexy cop. Slutty cop only came with the skirt and two badges.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And Albert Einstein?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ja, und later, she's going to arrest me for going faster than the schpeed of light.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's that?
Howard Wolowitz : It's just a video Raj sent me of Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz Aldrin : [Handing out Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters] Here's a Milky Way. The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. I've been to space. Here's a Mars bar. I'm an astronaut. This one's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon. What have you done?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I get it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I just think in relationships, you get back what you put into them.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's not always true. Last night, I gave Sheldon my best come-hither look and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated.
Penny : Uh, I guess I could try probably try a little harder.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You could start by taking an interest in his work.
Penny : Yeah, that's kind of a problem.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Why?
Penny : Not really clear on what he does.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's an experimental physicist.
Penny : Yeah, I'm not really clear on what that means.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy.
Penny : Yeah, you're really just making it worse.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [They both walk into the back, to a couple already there] You! Out!
[They leave, she turns on Howard]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You are being very rude!
Howard Wolowitz : No I'm not. They're all being rude, and you're being rude.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Me? What did I do?
Howard Wolowitz : [Almost robotic imitation of Bernadette's voice] Oh Howie, stop talking about space so much. Nobody likes it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [pause, then in a deeper voice, actually Melissa Rauch's real voice] I don't sound like that.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You have to go to that party 'cause we're going.
Penny : Yeah, I'm gonna go. It's just not my idea of a good time.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Leonard does things he doesn't like to make you happy.
Penny : Well, yeah, he's my boyfriend. Isn't that, like, his job?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Then what's your job?
Penny : Letting him make me happy.
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Howard Wolowitz : Boy, it's nice to sleep in a bed with gravity again. Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out of my mouth and into the air lock?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice.
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Penny : [getting a text] Ugh. It's Leonard. He wants to go costume shopping later.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I thought you liked Halloween.
Penny : No, I do, it's just he wants to go to that party at the comic book store. A lot of the guys that hang out there are kind of creepy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like my husband?
Amy Farrah Fowler : And my boyfriend?
Penny : [trying to change the subject] I'm... I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something about Howard's foreskin?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howie, I know you went to space. I'm incredibly proud of you. But you might wanna try and not bring it up every minute.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't talk about it every minute.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Tonight at dinner, you went on about it for an hour straight.
Howard Wolowitz : What was I supposed to talk about? We were eating at Johnny Rockets.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm just saying, people are getting a little tired of it.
Howard Wolowitz : So, I did this amazing thing and I'm never allowed to mention it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Of course you can. But maybe a good rule would be to wait for people to bring it up.