- Jack Donaghy: In order to save this network, I have to destroy it. Just like BP did when they heroically tried to lubricate the Gulf of Mexico.
- Cooter Burger: Well, after 2008, I went back to being a lobbyist. You know, just hanging out in hotel lobbies. If you wear a red vest, sometimes people think you're a valet and you can take a nap in their car.
- Pearline: [Pearline tells Jenna about Kenneth] Oh, he's always been a special boy. I remember the day he was born. He looked up at me, and he said, "Mamma, I am not a person. My body is just a flesh vessel for an immortal being, whose name, if you heard it, would make you lose your mind.
- [to Kenneth]
- Pearline: Do you remember that, honey?