Supernatural (TV Series)

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? (2012)

Jonathan Walker: Beau

Quotes 

• Beau : Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.

  Crowley : $3 billion.

  Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Whoa.

  Samandriel : The "Mona Lisa."

  Crowley : The *real* "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.

  Samandriel : Vatican City.

  Crowley : Alaska.

  Beau : Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.

  Crowley : All right. The moon.

  Dean Winchester : You're bidding the *moon*?

  Crowley : Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?

• Beau : Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the prophet, rest assured that we have a strict "no casting, no cursing, no supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy.

  Sam Winchester : Is that right? How'd you manage that?

  Beau : Well, I am the right hand of a God, after all - Plutus, specifically.

  Dean Winchester : Is that even a planet anymore?

  Beau : It's the God of Greed. And my liege has warded these premises against Hell, Heaven and beyond - quite necessary against with some of the players we see. And incidentally, quite possibly the safest place your precious prophet could be. Mm. Well, since time is of the essence, perhaps I'll just go ahead and add a plus-three to the prophet's invitation. Copacetic?

  [tosses the invitation and vanishes] 

  Dean Winchester : Well, thank you, Mr. Peanut!

• Beau : Our next item up for bid, the hammer of Thor, Mjölnir.

  Mr. Vili : A finger bone from the frost giant Ymir.

  [Plutus shakes his head] 

  Mr. Vili : Uh... the bone and, uh...

  [Holds up a bloody bag] 

  Mr. Vili : 5/8 of a virgin.

  Beau : Ah. Sold.

• Beau : When we acquire an item as hot as the word of God, it's smart to unload it as fast as possible. And we are in such desperate need of a headliner for tonight's gala.

  Dean Winchester : Well, I hope you have three extra tickets to your little eBay party, 'cause the Prophet's with us.

• Beau : I am the right hand of a God, after all -- Plutus, specifically.

  Dean Winchester : Is that even a planet anymore?

• Beau : My liege has warded these premises against Hell, Heaven and beyond - quite necessary against with some of the players we see.

• Beau : If you're worried about the safety of the Prophet, rest assured we have a strict "No casting. No cursing. No supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy.