Supernatural (TV Series)

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? (2012)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : [to Sam]  Plan "C" tanked.

  Crowley : Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.

• Beau : Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.

  Crowley : $3 billion.

  Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Whoa.

  Samandriel : The "Mona Lisa."

  Crowley : The *real* "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.

  Samandriel : Vatican City.

  Crowley : Alaska.

  Beau : Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.

  Crowley : All right. The moon.

  Dean Winchester : You're bidding the *moon*?

  Crowley : Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?

• Crowley : Kevin. What a pleasure to see you. Sorry about your little playdate. Her name? Ah. Well, if you're gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines. And who is this lovely young thing? Must be your sister.

  Linda Tran : [punches Crowley]  Stay away from my son.

  Crowley : Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made my number one on my to-do list.

• Linda Tran : I bid my soul!

  Dean Winchester : Are you sure? That's a big move.

  [She nods] 

  Plutus : Interesting.

  Crowley : If it's souls that you're after, I can give you a million souls.

  Dean Winchester : Hey, flyboy, are you gonna get in on this?

  Samandriel : We guard the souls in heaven. We don't horse-trade them.

  Crowley : [Turns to Plutus]  So we have a deal?

  Plutus : It's not about the quantity, chief. It's about the sacrifice. This little lady's soul is the most valuable thing she has. It's everything. Are you willing to offer *everything*, Mr. Crowley?

• Crowley : If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.

• Sam Winchester : We just got to come up with a plan "B."

  Crowley : [Comes up behind them]  And what, pray tell, could possibly have been plan "A"?