Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

I Wasn't Ready (2013)

Jason Biggs: Larry Bloom

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• Piper Chapman : [about her ring]  What are you doing? You can't put that in your pocket, it's going to end up in the bottom of the washing machine.

  Larry Bloom : Okay, um, where would you like me to put it then?

  Piper Chapman : Up your ass.

  Larry Bloom : There's no room, apparently my head's already up there.

• Piper Chapman : Ooh no, what is that?

  Larry Bloom : Piper...

  Piper Chapman : Oh Jesus, Larry, why would you...

  Larry Bloom : Why would I want a felonious, former lesbian, WASP, Shiksa, about to go to prison, to marry me?

  Piper Chapman : Yes. And all of the stress eating...

  Larry Bloom : Well, because the peculiar, under achieving, under employed, Jew-boy, loves her. And knows that he will never be bored, and can't believe how lucky he is that he met her.

• Larry Bloom : What?

  Piper Chapman : You look beautiful, too.

• Piper Chapman : One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.

  Larry Bloom : OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

• Larry Bloom : You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.