- [Boris switches the road signs after Natasha had just switched them, which results in the two accidentally riding off a cliff]
- Boris Badenov: After this, Natasha, remember who is brains of this outfit. I figure way out of things.
- Natasha Fatale: Hey, Brains.
- Boris Badenov: Yeah?
- Natasha Fatale: Figure way out of THIS!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You just saw a mirage, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hmm?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You know what a mirage is.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sure, it's where you park your car.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, it's an optical illusion, your eyes are playing tricks on you.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: They wouldn't do that, they're friends of mine.
- [Boris and Natasha rides past Rocky and Bullwinkle in a limousine going out of control]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Now look at that, Rock. I suppose you'll tell me that's a mirage.
- [the cannonball Boris fired earlier hits the limousine and it explodes]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What do you know? Heh heh. Guess it was.