Tina : [watching boys go skinny-dipping] There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
Louise : [about a girl's cell phone] This thing is like a remote control for teenage boys.
Gene : Make them touch butts!
Tina : Give them ridiculous French accents.
Louise : Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us Full-Sized Chocolate Bars! Does she know? Oh my god! Was it an accident?
Gene : I hope this doesn't put a strain on our economy.
Tina : Everything I know to be true just went out the window.
Tina : Last year I was a mummy. This year I'm a mommy mummy. I'm raising a child and going to a four-year college, all on my own.
Louise : Must be a golf country club.
Tina : Looks like a miniature golf course.
Gene : The windmill must be enormous!
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