Cuban Fury (2014)
Nick Frost: Bruce
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Quotes
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[after Bruce has given an intensive performance during the half-final round of the dance competition]
Bejan : You can win this, Bruce.
Bruce : [panting] I haven't got much more left in me.
Bejan : Have a...?
Bruce : Huh?
Bejan : [holds up a soft drink bottle with a straw in front of Bruce's face] Drinkie?
Bruce : Nah, I don't wanna...
Bejan : [insisting] Drinkie!
[Bruce obediently takes some sips from the bottle]
Bejan : Eye of the tiger, Bruce. Eye of the tiger!
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Bruce : What are you hiding?
Bejan : Nothing.
Bruce : [curious] What are you hiding?
Bejan : Behold...
[removes his hands from the salsa competition flyer on the bulletin board]
Bejan : Santo Vito!
Bruce : Yeah, what... it's just another salsa night. So what?
Bejan : "So what"? Look at it, squashy chumps! It's a competition!
[tones down his voice]
Bejan : Sorry... Don't you see, this is your time, Bruce. This is the Goonie time. Do you know about the Goonie time?
Bruce : Yeah, of course I know about the Goonie time. My watch runs on Goonie time.
Bejan : So then you know, that it's *their* time up there, but it is *our* time down here. You can do this, Bruce. You can win this mother-funkie, and you can show the world what you're really made of. Think about it, what do you've got to lose?
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[Before going out to dance club Boteco, Bejan is preparing Bruce with a makeover]
Bejan : Two more things: your hairy chest, and a tan.
Bruce : No, no, no!
Bejan : Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Bruce : No, no.
Bejan : Bruce, what year is this? Did we just go back in time? Did we step out of the DeLorean? Are we in 1985? Is this Hill Valley?
[knocks on Bruce's head]
Bejan : Think, McFly! Think!
Bruce : Oww!
Bejan : Sorry... So take this
[hands him shaving cream and razor]
Bejan : , and take this
[hands him bronzer lotion]
Bejan : . You've got ten minutes.
[pause, as Bruce is still standing baffled and motionless in front of Bejan]
Bejan : RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
[Bruce heads immediately for the shower room]
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[first lines]
Bruce : [narrating] Salsa... It was like something from another planet. The music, the passion, the rhythm.
Bruce : Once I put those shoes on, I never wanted to take them off. It was like I had fire in my heels. I was an unstoppable salsa machine, trophy after trophy after trophy, all overseen by my mentor, Ron Parfitt. Great coach, hard bastard.
Ron Parfitt : [in film clip] Most people think you dance with your feet. Bollocks! You dance with your heart. You dance with el corazon. And Bruce, Bruce has got a heart like a bison, and balls like an elephant.