Cuban Fury (2014) Poster

(2014)

Nick Frost: Bruce

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  • Bruce : Synthetic, less friction means less blisters. Unless you like blisters. Who likes blisters?

    Bruce : Pilgrims.

    Bejan : Exactly!

  • Bruce : I have something you don't have. Do you know what that is?

    Drew : Type 2 diabetes.

    Bruce : Heart. Corazón... You know.

  • Bruce : Hey. I just wanted to say sorry for being rude to you.

    Bejan : Yes you were. You were very rude to me. You were kind of a pig to me actually. A rude pig.

    [pauses] 

    Bejan : I'm kidding with you god! My name is Bejan nice to meet you!

  • [after Bruce has given an intensive performance during the half-final round of the dance competition] 

    Bejan : You can win this, Bruce.

    Bruce : [panting]  I haven't got much more left in me.

    Bejan : Have a...?

    Bruce : Huh?

    Bejan : [holds up a soft drink bottle with a straw in front of Bruce's face]  Drinkie?

    Bruce : Nah, I don't wanna...

    Bejan : [insisting]  Drinkie!

    [Bruce obediently takes some sips from the bottle] 

    Bejan : Eye of the tiger, Bruce. Eye of the tiger!

  • Bruce : What are you hiding?

    Bejan : Nothing.

    Bruce : [curious]  What are you hiding?

    Bejan : Behold...

    [removes his hands from the salsa competition flyer on the bulletin board] 

    Bejan : Santo Vito!

    Bruce : Yeah, what... it's just another salsa night. So what?

    Bejan : "So what"? Look at it, squashy chumps! It's a competition!

    [tones down his voice] 

    Bejan : Sorry... Don't you see, this is your time, Bruce. This is the Goonie time. Do you know about the Goonie time?

    Bruce : Yeah, of course I know about the Goonie time. My watch runs on Goonie time.

    Bejan : So then you know, that it's *their* time up there, but it is *our* time down here. You can do this, Bruce. You can win this mother-funkie, and you can show the world what you're really made of. Think about it, what do you've got to lose?

  • [Before going out to dance club Boteco, Bejan is preparing Bruce with a makeover] 

    Bejan : Two more things: your hairy chest, and a tan.

    Bruce : No, no, no!

    Bejan : Yes, yes, yes, yes!

    Bruce : No, no.

    Bejan : Bruce, what year is this? Did we just go back in time? Did we step out of the DeLorean? Are we in 1985? Is this Hill Valley?

    [knocks on Bruce's head] 

    Bejan : Think, McFly! Think!

    Bruce : Oww!

    Bejan : Sorry... So take this

    [hands him shaving cream and razor] 

    Bejan : , and take this

    [hands him bronzer lotion] 

    Bejan : . You've got ten minutes.

    [pause, as Bruce is still standing baffled and motionless in front of Bejan] 

    Bejan : RUN FOR IT, MARTY!

    [Bruce heads immediately for the shower room] 

  • [first lines] 

    Bruce : [narrating]  Salsa... It was like something from another planet. The music, the passion, the rhythm.

    Bruce : Once I put those shoes on, I never wanted to take them off. It was like I had fire in my heels. I was an unstoppable salsa machine, trophy after trophy after trophy, all overseen by my mentor, Ron Parfitt. Great coach, hard bastard.

    Ron Parfitt : [in film clip]  Most people think you dance with your feet. Bollocks! You dance with your heart. You dance with el corazon. And Bruce, Bruce has got a heart like a bison, and balls like an elephant.

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