Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Schooled in Murder (2013)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
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Quotes
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Kate Wilding : What's the occasion?
DCI John Barnaby : Well, uh, fifteen years of married bliss.
Kate Wilding : Ah.
DCI John Barnaby : So, just bring yourselves and a bottle.
DS Ben Jones : Fifteen years. Wow. It's pretty, um...
Kate Wilding : Terrifying.
DS Ben Jones : I was going to say inspiring.
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Kate Wilding : Put simply, the victim was killed by a blow to the head from a large wheel of cheese.
DS Ben Jones : Hard cheese.
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[last lines]
DCI John Barnaby : In a way, you know, this was all your fault.
DS Ben Jones : How?
DCI John Barnaby : I picked up my ring during my lunch hour.
DS Ben Jones : Yeah?
DCI John Barnaby : So, I was admiring the ring in one hand, and I had my sandwich in the other hand, and Sykes at my feet.
DS Ben Jones : How was that my fault?
DCI John Barnaby : Because that was the moment that *you* phoned my up. And somehow in the confusion I fed the rest of my sandwich and the ring to the dog.
[Jones starts to laugh]
DCI John Barnaby : We're not that off duty, Jones.
DS Ben Jones : Look, nature took it's course; there's no harm done.
DCI John Barnaby : And no-one need ever be any the wiser.
DS Ben Jones : Okay.
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DS Ben Jones : There were two numbers she dialed regularly. Greg Brantner - he runs the dairy - and Oliver Ordish.
DCI John Barnaby : Ordish. Any relation to...
DS Ben Jones : Beatrix's husband, yeah. But it was Greg she was calling on the night she died. Four calls between 5:32 and 7:55.
DCI John Barnaby : He was her boss.
DS Ben Jones : You're my boss but I don't feel the need to call you all hours of the day and night.
DCI John Barnaby : Let's keep it like that.
