The Middle (TV Series)
Bunny Therapy (2012)
John Gammon: Darrin
Quotes
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Axl Heck : I have no idea who I'm dating.
Sean Donahue : What do you mean you don't know who you're dating?
Axl Heck : I don't know, okay? They were both acting like they were dating me. It was weird.
Darrin : Who'd you ask out? That would at least eliminate one.
Axl Heck : I thought I called Courtney, but maybe I called Debbie instead. I don't know anymore!
Sean Donahue : Come on, we can figure this out. Which one seems to like you more?
Axl Heck : I can't tell 'cause they're always together. I mean, I assume I'd go for the blonde, but Debbie's really been riding me lately, so maybe she's my girlfriend.
Darrin : Which one have you been making out with?
[Axl looks sheepish]
Sean Donahue : Oh... my... God. Three weeks, you haven't even kissed one? Maybe you're dating Darrin.
Darrin : He could do worse. I'm kind, and I always show up on time.
Axl Heck : I haven't been making out yet 'cause I'm never alone with whoever it is I'm dating.